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Humans are in Control

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Privacy Policy

TEMPLATE — NOT LEGAL ADVICE. This page was generated by storeforge for Humans are in Control (humansareincontrol.com) on 2026-10-18. The owner must review and adapt it to their business and jurisdiction (US) — ideally with a lawyer — and then delete this notice before launch.

Last updated: 2026-10-18

This Privacy Policy explains how Humans are in Control (“we”, “us”) collects, uses and protects your personal information when you visit humansareincontrol.com or make a purchase.

Information we collect

  • Order information: name, billing and shipping address, email, phone number and the items you buy.
  • Payment information: processed by our payment provider (e.g. Stripe). We never see or store your full card number.
  • Technical data: IP address, browser type and cookies needed to run the cart and checkout.

How we use it

To process and deliver your orders, send order and shipping updates, handle returns, prevent fraud, and comply with legal and tax obligations. We do not sell your personal information.

Who we share it with

Only with service providers who help us run the store: our payment processor, our print-on-demand/fulfilment partner (which receives your name and shipping address to make and ship your order), shipping carriers, our email provider and our hosting provider. Each is bound to use your data only to provide their service.

Retention and your rights

We keep order records as long as required for accounting and tax purposes. Depending on where you live you may have the right to access, correct, delete or export your data, or object to processing. Contact us at hello@humansareincontrol.com to exercise these rights.

Cookies

We use essential cookies to keep your cart and session working. If we add analytics or marketing cookies we will update this policy and ask for consent where required.

Contact

Humans are in Control — hello@humansareincontrol.com