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Humans are in Control

Do not be alarmed. Remain calm. Humans are in control.

Terms of Service

TEMPLATE — NOT LEGAL ADVICE. This page was generated by storeforge for Humans are in Control (humansareincontrol.com) on 2026-10-18. The owner must review and adapt it to their business and jurisdiction (US) — ideally with a lawyer — and then delete this notice before launch.

Last updated: 2026-10-18

These Terms of Service govern your use of humansareincontrol.com and purchases from Humans are in Control. By placing an order you agree to them.

Orders and pricing

All prices are shown in USD. We may refuse or cancel an order (for example if a price was listed in error or an item is unavailable); if we do, any payment taken will be refunded in full. Most items are printed on demand, so colours may vary slightly from what you see on screen.

Payment

Payments are processed securely by our payment provider. Your order is confirmed once payment is authorised.

Shipping, returns and refunds

See our Shipping Policy and Refund & Returns Policy, which form part of these terms.

Intellectual property

The designs, text and images on this site belong to Humans are in Control or are used under licence. You may not reproduce them for commercial use without written permission.

Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, our liability for any order is limited to the amount you paid for it. Nothing in these terms limits rights you have under consumer-protection law that cannot be excluded.

Governing law and contact

These terms are governed by the laws of US [OWNER: confirm jurisdiction]. Questions: hello@humansareincontrol.com.