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Why we exist
Humans are in Control makes approved goods for a calm and orderly future: shirts, posters and other supplies for people who have been told, kindly and repeatedly, that everything is going to be fine.
Every design is a public service announcement from a tomorrow that is being carefully supervised. Wear it. Display it. Let it reassure the people around you.
Who is in charge?
Humans. A human chose every design. A human answers every email. A human is reading this sentence with you right now. There is no need to turn around.
How your supplies are made
Products are printed on demand by trusted fulfilment partners, so nothing is wasted and each order is made for you. Delivery times are listed in our Shipping Policy. Should anything arrive less than perfect, our Refund & Returns protocol applies.
Humans are in Control is an independent satirical shop. It is not affiliated with any campaign, advocacy group or AI company.
Do not be alarmed. Remain calm. Humans are in control.